BeeZeroOne

       I awoke to the blare of my alarm clock at precisely 7 a.m., which was exactly the time I set it for last night, before I went to sleep (as I tend to do during the night); I took this also to mean that my electricity was running, which meant I paid the bill this month. I found that the sun had risen when I opened my eyes, which led me to the conclusion that it was day time, and rightfully so. As I got out of bed, I was blissfully reassured that gravity was, indeed, working, as all of my weight suddenly shifted toward the center of the Earth. My feet felt cold as they touched the wood panelling of my floor (yep, still oak), which I could